me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Our first-ever stand-up performer, new Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che, returns to Late Night tonight for a chat with Seth!
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*