• me: bb why ur hands so cold
  • bf: it me metaphor

Leopard in its mother’s womb, Peter Chinn

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

memewhore:

hahah “investigating”, fuck off you idiots just remove it

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

image

shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers

same

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed